October 2010

When I was in fifth grade, I lost an election for class president by one vote. I was devastated. It wasn’t until the end of the year, when I realized that the President never got to make a single decision nor even run a single meeting that I felt better about losing the position of power I had dreamed of.

Maybe someday Tim Ravndal will demonstrate the kind of thinking I did when I was 10.

Tim Ravndal, who headed the Big Sky Tea Party until he was ousted following a controversial message he posted on Facebook, has been tapped for a leadership post in the Lewis & Clark Conservative Tea Party organization in Helena.

Anyone willing to bet that within six months Tim will be the leader of the “Tough Tea Conservative Party Conservatives”?

I was shocked–shocked, I say–to learn today that Representative Rehberg is willing to lie to voters:

Republican Rep. Denny Rehberg spoke for many wolf-hunt supporters on Thursday when he said “there’s something psychologically wrong” with a wolf that killed 55 of his goats but didn’t eat any. But he also raised eyebrows with claims that Idaho wildlife officials aren’t going to enforce federal wolf protections – something Idaho officials deny.

Maybe Rehberg can just sue the wolves.

The Independent Record’s John Harrington profiled the candidates running for House District 82 today, and while the piece certainly didn’t go into all of the crazy details that make Kristi Allen-Gailushas the candidate she is, the piece made it abundantly clear that she’s not equipped to run a bake sale, much less represent a House District.

Allen-Gailushas has some curious ideas about education and the environment, suggesting that she would “do away with the Office of Public Instruction and the Department of Environmental Quality.”  Who needs pesky things like endorsements for teachers, content standards for education, or clean water and air? Most of those things are liberal conspiracies foisted on us by the United Nations, anyway!

Her keen understanding of all issues educational also extends to the salaries we pay teachers.  Allen-Gailushas is very upset that teachers are paid the exorbitant salaries they receive, suggesting that “it’s not about the kids anymore.”  It certainly won’t be about the kids any more when small towns are absolutely unable to recruit a single candidate for a job; it’s hard enough now; one has to wonder how many people will apply if Allen-Gailushas got her way and teachers collected minimum wage? Oh wait, the minimum wage is clearly part of a UN conspiracy, as well.

I know that Ms. Allen-Gailushas is fact-challenged; listening to her inane testimony to the Helena School Board over the past month and reducing my level of literacy reading her half-baked lawsuit have ably illustrated that she may be allergic to the truth. Montana teachers currently rank 47th in the nation in average teacher salary, and to suggest that our students would do better if we paid our teachers even less is the kind of thinking that  has made Mississippi great.

Ms. Allen-Gailushas is also quite selective about her support of the people against the TYRANNY of the government. When asked about the legal status of medical marijuana, A-G argued that the law should be repealed.

To recap, the government is taking away the rights of the people and needs to be checked, but when the public votes in a law through the initiative process and Ms. Allen-Gailushas disagrees, the “sovereignty” of the people should be ignored. I think she summarized her own philosophical depth as well as anyone could:

I don’t like the word regulation but there needs to be strict regulations put in place.”

That screeching sound you just heard was the 400 year old tradition of Enlightenment reasoning coming to a halt.

Finally, a note about the article itself. When a candidate for public office has made a series of inflammatory remarks, both online and in public, with reporters present, don’t those remarks belong in a candidate profile?

And what exactly is the IR’s position about correcting grammar and usage in quotes? :)

John Adams at the Great Falls Tribune found a stark reminder about the values commonly espoused by Republicans. Sickening.

Damn liberal media bias, pointing out materials on GOP newsletters.

Senator Jim DeMint has an unusual view of civil rights for someone not born in 1902. He thinks that federal protections against discrimination are really best left to local school boards and states. What kind of decisions would those states make?

In addition to reiterating anti-choice talking points on abortion and backing “traditional marriage,” according to the Spartanburg Herald-Journal, the senator went further and “said if someone is openly homosexual, they shouldn’t be teaching in the classroom and he holds the same position on an unmarried woman who’s sleeping with her boyfriend — she shouldn’t be in the classroom.”

Your new Republican Party: the Confederacy.

It occurs to me that Senator DeMint is on to something, though. I suspect that the Founding Fathers never imagined that someone as ignorant as he is could be elected to the Senate, so I wonder if someone could make a constitutional case for excluding morons and bigots from the Senate?